consider dating ultra magnus
- your eyeliner will always come out perfectly winged/cateyed
- you can ride on his giant titties
- hes v cute
- his voice sounds like it can moves mountains
- he wont just punch out people who threaten you, he’ll persecute them to the fullest extent of the law
- hes a sweet ride
- he’ll actually listen to you
- hes into cleanliness
- he has a smaller, green, mustachioed version of himself in case the whole size difference thing is a problem for you
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